Best Cartoon Porn Parodies of All Time

July 8, 2013

Time for another big list post, this time counting down the top porn flicks spoofing animated movies and TV shows.

  • Beaver & Buttcheeks

    Beaver & Buttcheeks

    1993 | Dreamland | Jim Enright

    Streaming/Download

    One of three Beavis & Butthead porn parodies, and sadly the only one that circulates legally. They turned the lead characters into hot babes played by Tara Monroe and Rebecca Bardoux, and Ron Jeremy makes an appearance.

  • The Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver

    The Backdoor Adventures of Butthead and Beaver

    1993 | Heatwave | T.C.

    Nikki Sinn and Tom Byron appeared in this early Beavis & Butthead XXX spoof. Sadly not available on DVD or streaming. There was a sequel in 1994, according to IAFD.

  • Face Jam

    Face Jam

    1997 | VCA | Jim Enright

    Sugar DVD Streaming/Download

    The title and box evoke the Michael Jordan/Looney Tunes teamup Space Jam. Pornstar Kylie Ireland claimed to have hooked up with MJ at a strip club, and the plot of Face Jam involves pro athletes at a strip club (one with very loose rules about champagne room activities).

  • Pornocchio

    Pornocchio

    1987 | Moonlight | Scotty Fox

    Streaming/Download

    Brittany Morgan, Bionca Seven and Jessica Wylde starred in this 80s riff on the Pinocchio fairy tale. The not all that surprising porny plot twist: “It’s not his nose that grows!”

  • Hello Titty

    Hello Titty

    2007 | Third World Media

    DVD Store Streaming/Download

    This XXX series, currently up to #11, highlights adorable Japanese girls with big boobs. The original Hello Titty DVD box had a cartoon kitty mascot with devil horns and a boner, but subsequent releases dropped him.

  • Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

    Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit

    1989 | Fantasy | John T. Bone

    This lame quickie Who Framed Roger Rabbit? knockoff had a character named “Rosie Rabbit”, played by Victoria Paris, but otherwise no connection to the original. Not available on DVD or streaming, but bootleg copies are floating around.

  • 7 Into Snowy

    7 Into Snowy

    1977 | VCA | Antonio Shepherd

    Streaming/Download

    This classic 1970s porn flick riffed on the Snow White story, starring Abigail Clayton in the title role and Kay Parker as her wicked stepmother. Did Snow White even have a wicked stepmother? What the hell, she’s got one here.

  • Alice In Wonderland: A XXX 3D Animation Parody

    Alice In Wonderland: A XXX 3D Animation Parody

    2011 | Adult Source Media

    DVD Store

    There have been countless XXX adaptations of Alice in Wonderland (maybe that will be its own list soon). This computer-animated hentai version followed the most recent big-budget Hollywood version.

  • The Flintbones

    The Flintbones

    1992 | HIP | Mad Dad Dan

    A classic parody starring Ron Jeremy as “Red Flintbone”. Wilma becomes “Willing”, Pebbles and Bam Bam become “Puddles and Gang Bang”, and so on. Sadly this one is unavailable on DVD or streaming, though bootleg copies might be floating around online.

  • SpongeKnob SquareNuts

    SpongeKnob SquareNuts

    2013 | Wood Rocket | Lee Roy Myers

    Lee Roy Myers’ demented underwater frolic was released in installments on the free video site Wood Rocket. The early frontrunner for Best Costumes at the 2013 porn awards ceremonies.

  • Joelean and the Pussycats

    Joelean and the Pussycats

    2002 | VCA | Fred J. Lincoln

    GameLink DVD Streaming/Download

    Saturday morning cartoon Josie and the Pussycats followed an all-girl rock band who wore tiger-print leotards on stage. It was awesome. After the 2001 live-action Hollywood movie, the porn parody quickly followed.

  • Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

    Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

    2012 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

    DVD Store

    Lee Roy Myers takes on the magic girl manga classic Sailor Moon. Shot in “interactive” format, meaning viewers can control camera angles and sex acts using the DVD remote. Starring Lexi Belle (as Sailor Poon herself), Asa Akira and Heather Starlet.

  • This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX 3D

    This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX 3D

    2012 | Hustler | Axel Braun

    DVD Store Streaming/Download

    Cartoon lovers and blue bodypaint fetishists rejoice! Starring Lexi Belle as “Smurfette”, Charley Chase, Nicole Aniston and Evan Stone. It’s smurfpendous.

  • Who Stole Roger Rabbit

    Who Stole Roger Rabbit?

    2009 | Bluebird

    DVD Store

    Costumes, computer animation and pornstars in furry suits liven up this stylish Bluebird parody of Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

  • American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

    American Dad XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody

    2011 | Exquisite | Jordan Septo

    DVD Store

    This one actually came out a year before Family Guy XXX. Evan Stone is perfectly cast as Stan, Andy San Dimas plays Hailey, Briana Banks plays Francine, and Anthony Rosano dons the lumpy gray Roger suit.

  • The Red Hot Roadrunner

    The Red Hot Roadrunner

    1987 | Caballero | Charlie Diamond

    DVD Store Streaming/Download

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if Wile E. Coyote finally caught the Roadrunner and they had hot sex? If so, this mind-blowing 80s porn parody is definitely for you.

  • Beaver & Buttface

    Beaver & Buttface

    1995 | Sin City | Buck Adams

    Buck Adams and Tony Tedeschi starred in the most ambitious Beavis & Butthead parody, which used green-screen to put the pornstars against animated backdrops. Not in official circulation nowadays, but unofficial copies are floating around. A while back some kind soul posted a five-minute non-sex excerpt subtitled in German to YouTube.

  • The Simpsons XXX Parody: Marge & Homer’s Sex Tape

    The Simpsons XXX Parody: Marge & Homer’s Sex Tape

    2011 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

    DVD Store Streaming/Download

    Homer borrows a videocamera from Flanders so he and Marge can record their memories. Andy San Dimas dons yellow bodypaint and blue wig to play XXX Marge. Cookie Kwan, Moe, McBain and Barney also make appearances.

  • Not South Park XXX

    Not South Park XXX

    2013 | X-Play | Will Ryder

    DVD Store

    Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are all 18+ in the porn parody version. In fact, the plot revolves around Kyle’s 18th birthday.

  • Family Guy: The XXX Parody

    Family Guy: The XXX Parody

    2012 | LFP | Lee Roy Myers

    DVD Store Streaming/Download

    The Seth McFarlane cartoon empire just cries out for porn parody. Starring Aurora Snow (Lois), Anthony Rosano (Peter), Sarah Shevon (Meg), Misty Stone (Donna), Tyler Knight (Cleveland) and James Deen (Quagmire).

  • The Flintstones: A XXX Parody

    The Flintstones: A XXX Parody

    2010 | New Sensations | Will Ryder

    DVD Store Streaming/Download

    Will Ryder directed this spoof of the classic stone age sitcom. Starring Peter O’Tool (as Fred, who does not get a sex scene oddly enough), Hillary Scott (Wilma), Brooke Lee Adams (Betty), Hayden Winters and Seth Gamble (barely legal Pebbles and Bam-Bam).

  • Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody

    Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody

    2011 | New Sensations | Eddie Powell

    DVD Store Streaming/Download

    Ruh-roh! This instant classic matches the groovy decor and fashions of the original cartoon perfectly. Starring Bree Olson as Daphne; Bobbi Starr as Velma; Michael Vegas as Fred; Chad Alva as Shaggy; Lily LaBeau as a mysterious stranger; and Evan Stone as the scheming old man who would have got away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids. The plot involves Scooby going missing, which helps avoid any squicky “why is that Great Dane in the room watching us have sex?” factor.

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

LC July 10, 2013 at 7:42 am

Knew about two of the Beavis & Butthead parodies. No idea there were more.

Now all we need are spoofs of Bob’s Burgers and The Cleveland Show to have all of Fox’s current Animation Domination line-up complete.

The plot involves Scooby going missing, which helps avoid any squicky “why is that Great Dane in the room watching us have sex?” factor.

Or worse.

maxdaze July 12, 2013 at 1:26 am

Yeah, someone needs to make The Cleveland Show XXX. Tyler Knight has already played the role once.

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