Dallas XXX: A Parody

TNT premieres its Dallas reboot this week (6/13/2012). Adam & Eve piggybacks by releasing their ambitious Dallas XXX: A Parody today (6/12/2012).

Dallas XXX: A Parody - Adam & Eve Pictures

Adam & Eve promo materials include a scene breakdown:

Scene 1: Bobby Ewing (James Deen) starts the day off right with a sloppy blowjob from Pam (India Summer) before this lovely MILF spreads her legs wide for some deep dickin’ missionary!

Scene 2: Farmhand Bill Bailey pulls off Lucy Ewing’s (Alexis Ford) cowgirl boots and sucks her toes before she starts sucking his cock and balls! Then Bill bends her over a hay bale for some thigh-smacking doggy until he explodes all over her feet!

Scene 3: After a night of drinking, Sue Ellen (Bobbi Starr) bumps into handsome cowpoke Michael Vegas who ends up poking her! After Michael gets a mouthful of her hot pussy, Sue Ellen puts on his cowboy hat and rides him hard before putting him up wet!

Scene 4: Not happy with her grades, Lucy drops by Professor Ryan McLane’s office in a trench coat and sexy lingerie! Once Ryan gets a mouthful of her ripe tits, Lucy ends up bent over his desk while he taps her spankable behind before popping all over her tits!

Scene 5: JR (Eric Masterson) drops by to see his sister-in-law Kristen (Brooklyn Lee) who wants to blackmail him! The two start getting frisky on the couch as JR rains kisses on her wet slit and she deepthroats him! Then, they lock legs during some hard-thrusting scissors before wrapping things up with balls-deep spooning as Kristen watches his cock pump away!

In other words, just like the original TV show. Time to party like it’s 1979 y’all.

Adam & Eve posted a YouTube trailer back in January:

Our DVD store lists David Lord as director of Dallas XXX: A Parody, but the trailer and DVD case both list Andre Madness as director. We’re pretty sure they’re not the same person, but many porn folks have multiple pseudonyms so who knows.