So You Think You Can Dance returns tonight on Fox. No one has done a full-fledged porn parody — mercifully, since no one wants to see pornstars dancing — but various porn studios have riffed on the title for otherwise ordinary releases.
Cherry Boxxx upped the excitement level with So You Think You Can Fuck!? in 2006.
Legend dropped the question in So You Think You Can Fuck in 2009.
In 2012, two straight porn studios have used the now cliched title for compilations. Wicked released the 4-hour So You Think You Can Fuck in April, while Totally Tastless gave us a 5-hour So You Think You Can Fuck in May.
If someone wants to do a proper porn parody, a fucking competition reality show with aspiring young fuckers and a panel of fucking judges, then go for it. Otherwise, PornParody.com declares a moratorium on “So You Think You Can …” XXX titles.