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How I Met Your Mother XXX

How I Met Your Mother XXX

How I Met Your Mother XXX

White Ghetto is back with another porn parody that’s all porn and not much parody. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! (in stores today) collects six MILF group sex scenes.

As the back cover blurb explains, “Your mom always looks so prim and proper; people might think we met at a Sunday picnic in the park. But when I met her things were a little nastier. It was a rip-roaring Gang Bang with a roomful of the biggest cocks I’d ever seen, and your mom was taking every one of them, and taking them in every hole, three at a time! And when she was finally done, she was covered in cum! Now, that’s really how we met!” It’s slightly funnier if you imagine Bob Saget speaking that.

Don’t expect faithful recreations of the sets and characters from How I Met Your Mother, cuz White Ghetto don’t play that way. But if you dig MILFs and gangbangs, it’s your lucky day. This Isn’t How I Met Your Mother … It’s a XXX Spoof! stars Kristin, Nika, Afrodite, Dominika Pink, Kirke and Samantha White, plus about 15-20 guys.

How I Fucked Your Mother

How I Fucked Your Mother

Last year Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, also went the “parody title but not really a parody” MILF porn route in How I Fucked Your Mother.

This one features four vignettes in which unsatisfied young mothers stray to get the great sex they deserve. “It’s either fuck me right or I’m going out to find it!” is actual dialogue. The tagline specifies, “Hot Women in Their Late Twenties Get Fucked by Young Studs!”

Jim Powers’ How I Fucked Your Mother stars Charisma Cappelli, Cassidy Lynn, Kayla Paige and Nikki Sexx (awesome porn name).

Not surprisingly, this title has been used several times.

Heatwave’s 2005 How I Fucked Your Mother skewed older. “Fifty-year-old sex crazed moms like to spend their golden years on their backs taking a dick or two! Give it up for the experienced broads!” Four sex scenes starred Rubee Tuesday, Anastasia Sands, Dalny Marga and Raunchy Rita.

Some company called Totally Tasteless released a 5-hour compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother earlier this year.

And Wicked Pictures released a 16-hour multi-disc compilation called How I Fucked Your Mother, including scenes with old-school stars like Teri Weigel, Amber Lynn and Shanna McCullough plus modern stars like Lisa Ann, Julia Ann and India Summer.

As far as PornParody.com can tell, no one has yet done a proper porn parody of How I Met Your Mother.

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