A couple weeks back, Hustler announced that the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock scandal would provide the basis for its next Untrue Hollywood Stories release. Hustler World optimistically claimed that the “Jesse James parody will be available mid-April”, but not even a well-oiled porno assembly line like Hustler can work that quickly. Maybe mid-May.
Shooting begins today, and TMZ has posted script excerpts and spoilers. “Jesse, Sandra and Michelle are all featured — and Jesse’s trusty sidekick Cinnabun has a part, played by a dog named Crisco. Don’t worry — it’s a non-sex scene. In the film, Jesse cheats on Sandra with Michelle McGee, Sandra sends him to sex rehab (they get it on), then she cheats on him right back … with Brigitte Daguerre.”
TMZ also has a slideshow with Untrue Hollywood Stories casting choices. Taryn Thomas will play fake XXX Sandra Bullock. The pornstar playing fake XXX Michelle Bombshell doesn’t seem to have any tattoos; maybe they plan to recreate her unique look via makeup?
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Hey this is gonna be a great DVD especially if both Michelle Bombshell McGee and Jesse James are going to be Technical advisers. The takings should far out ride those of the Blind Side. I think Sandra Bullock should get a cut in the takings. In due course we should get the real DVD that Jesse made.