Porn studios are jumping on the 3-D craze, even though 3-D on TV is still iffy. Not surprisingly, the first two high-profile 3-D titles are both parodies. New Sensations is working on Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody (trailer), which will require those old-style cardboard red lens/blue lens 3-D glasses. Meanwhile, Hustler claims to be shooting This Ain’t Avatar XXX “in 3-D using the most revolutionary, state-of-the-art technology available in film”. We have no idea what that means.
Other porn parody titles in the pipeline:
Tru: A XXX Parody (3/8), based on HBO’s True Blood, from New Sensations.
Official To Catch a Predator Parody (3/9) from Zero Tolerance. That’s right, the creepy show about entrapping pedophiles is getting its own creepy porn parody.
Official Bounty Hunter Parody (3/9) from Diabolic. Presumably based on Dog the Bounty Hunter, which already got a pair of XXX parodies a while back.
This Ain’t Cheaters XXX (3/9 now listed as 3/16) from Hustler.
This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 (3/16 now listed as 3/30) from Hustler, sequel to last year’s This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.
What Can Brown Do For You? (3/22) from Combat Zone. UPS porn? Yes, UPS porn!
Pornstar Superheroes (3/25) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.
Reno 911: A XXX Parody (4/5) from New Sensations.
Britney Pierce: Oops! … I Fucked Him Again (soonish oops, it’s out already!) from Cezar Capone, a sequel to last year’s Fuck Me Baby One More Time.
Alice (soonish), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. We figured its release would be timed to coincide with the big Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie, but so far Alice hasn’t shown up on any release schedules or retailer websites.
New Sensations has finished shooting The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody, so look for The Dude nude in April or May. Their longterm plans include The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost parodies.
Hustler will combine two favorite porn parody targets in Tiger’s Nailin’ Palin. The studio is actively working on This Ain’t Batman XXX (based specifically on the 60s TV show), which will feature a non-sex cameo by Dave Navarro. They’re also planning CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie parodies in the next year or two.
Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010.
Will Ryder is working on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX for X-Play.
That’s all for this week folks. Check back every Wednesday.
