Coming Soon – February 24, 2010

Keeping track of upcoming XXX releases isn’t easy. Release dates are constantly shifting around. Sometimes different retailers list different release dates for the same title. Some studios announce titles a month in advance, some fling them on the market with no advance notice. Oy. With all due caveats, here’s the PornParody.com weekly Coming Soon rundown.

This Ain’t Charmed XXX (3/2) from Hustler. Will this be Shannon Doherty era or Rose McGowan era? We’re crossing our fingers for Rose.

Cougar Town XXX (available now for streaming and downloading; DVD out 3/2) from Anarchy.

Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody (3/6) from Taryn It Up, the first announced Jersey Shore parody but second to actually reach shelves.

Tru: A XXX Parody (3/8), based on HBO’s True Blood, from New Sensations.

Reno 911: A XXX Parody (3/8 now listed as 4/5) from New Sensations. Damn, that was quick.

This Ain’t Cheaters XXX (3/9) from Hustler.

Official To Catch a Predator Parody (3/9) from Zero Tolerance. That’s right, the creepy show about entrapping pedophiles is getting its own creepy porn parody.

Official Bounty Hunter Parody (3/9) from Diabolic. Presumably based on Dog the Bounty Hunter, which already got a pair of XXX parodies a while back.

Pornstar Superheroes (3/15 or 3/25) from Elegant Angel, starring Tori Black, Sadie West, Asa Akira.

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 (3/16) from Hustler; release date pushed up from April.

What Can Brown Do For You? (3/22) from Combat Zone. UPS porn? Yes, UPS porn!

Britney Pierce: Oops! … I Fucked Him Again (soon) from Cezar Capone. One source lists a release date of 3/1, but we think that’s very unlikely.

Alice (soon), a XXX “re-imagining” of Alice in Wonderland. We figured its release would be timed to coincide with the big Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie, but so far Alice hasn’t shown up on any release schedules or retailer websites.

Hustler is actively working on Avatar (in 3-D!) and Batman (specifically the 60s TV show) porn parodies, so look for those soon. Hustler also announced plans to make CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie parodies in the next year or two.

New Sensations is actively working on The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody. Their longterm plans include The A-Team, Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost parodies.

Adam & Eve plans XXX parodies based on The A-Team and Home Improvement in 2010.

Will Ryder is working on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX for X-Play.

That’s all for this week folks. Check back every Wednesday.