Not Really the Dukes of Hazzard and Rawhide 2: Dirty Deeds release on February 23, both available now for pre-orders.
Two Jersey Shore porn parodies also drop soon: The Official Jersey Shore Parody from PopPorn on February 23 (available for pre-orders), and Jersey Shore XXX from Taryn It Up on March 6.
Zero Tolerance announced a bizarre new parody releasing March 9, The Official To Catch a Predator Parody. Seriously? “In this XXX spin on the popular television show, oversexed cock-hungry MILFs scour the internet for younger, barely legal playthings to pound their seasoned snatches.” I feel dirty already.
Combat Zone proves anything can be the basis for porn parody with What Can Brown Do For You? releasing March 22. Wow, UPS porn! “Starring your favorite delivery girl, Catalina Taylor.”
Metro plans to release Alice, a new XXX version of Alice in Wonderland, around the time that the new Tim Burton film hits theaters. Sunny Lane plays Alice, and Evan Stone plays the Mad Hatter.
Pornstar Britney Pierce channels Britney Spears again in Oops!…I Fucked Him Again, releasing March 1. It’s a sequel to last year’s Fuck Me Baby One More Time.
Anarchy is finishing up Cougar Town XXX for March 2 release.
Hustler has This Ain’t Charmed XXX slated for March 2 and This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 for April 6. They’re currently working on Avatar and Batman parodies, with porn versions of CSI, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie planned for the next year or two.
New Sensations has XXX parodies of True Blood, The Big Lebowski and Reno 911 in the works. They’re also planning porn parodies of Harry Potter, The Golden Girls, The Breakfast Club, 24, This is Spinal Tap, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Lost in the near future.
New Sensations and Adam & Eve have both announced plans to make XXX parodies of The A-Team for summer 2010. Adam & Eve also plans a Home Improvement porn parody sometime soon.
X-Play is working on Not Charlie’s Angels XXX.
Check back every Wednesday for the latest “Coming Soon” rundown.
