Christmas and porn don’t strike me as an obvious match, especially Christmas and the really raunchy, filthy, extreme porn. Some pornographers clearly disagree.
Big Titty Christmas
Prolific gonzo director Jim Powers made Big Titty Christmas for Sin City in 2006, “a yuletide tale of six beautiful and very well endowed women who are definitely on Santa’s naughty list!” Don’t let the Santa hats and candy stripe stockings fool you, this title is wall-to-wall XXX nasty. Trina Michaels appears in three of six scenes.
A Very Creamy Christmas
Anarchy pumped up the holiday cheer with A Very Creamy Christmas in 2008. As you might have guessed, the theme here is messy creampies. Who doesn’t love pie on Christmas? Trina Michaels stars again along with Nikki Navez, Sheila Marie and the legendary Nina Hartley.
All I Want for Christmas is a Gangbang
Finally, the all-time weirdest Christmas XXX title: All I Want for Christmas is a Gangbang, directed by John T. Bone in 1994. The first scene features hot girl-on-girl action between Annabel Chong and Kerri Downs. Then for the next hour, Annabel Chong and Kerri Downs take turns being gangbanged by a dozen men in Santa Claus suits.
And that concludes the PORN PARODY guide to Christmas porn. Personally I plan to spend Christmas eating rich food til I burst, taking a nap and watching football.
