From the monthly archives:

November 2009

The Inseminator

November 30, 2009
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LBO Entertainment made The Inseminator and sequel Inseminator 2: Domination Day, both 1995. The premise: the Inseminator travels back in time from a nightmarish future without pornography, in hopes of shooting his own porn and then returning to save the world. Makes perfect sense.

Trailer | Vampire Sex Diaries

November 30, 2009

Trailer for Vampire Sex Diaries, XXX parody based on The Vampire Diaries.

The Penetrator

November 30, 2009
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Hip Video and director Orgie Georgie pumped out Terminator porn parody The Penetrator in 1991. Pornstar Woody Long plays the Penetrator and wears his sunglasses in every sex scene.

The Sperminator

November 30, 2009
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The Terminator appeared in 1984, and the porn industry knocked out The Sperminator the following year. The XXX version has no real connection to the original — no cyborg, no time travel, no muscleman with a weird accent. The Sperminator, played by Rachel Ashley, instead runs a high-class sex therapy spa.

Fetish Fairy Tails #5 – The She Wolf and the Dirty Little Pigs

November 29, 2009
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Summer Cummings might have run out of good ideas for her Fetish Fairy Tails series. One reviewer called this last one “an unqualified disgrace to legit fetish porn everywhere”. Ouch.

Fetish Fairy Tails #4 – Little Red Riding Summer and the Big Bad Wolf

November 29, 2009
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Summer Cummings heads back to the Brothers Grimm for the fourth installment of Fetish Fairy Tails. Two long scenes feature a guy in a werewolf suit tormenting Summer Cummings (as Little Red Riding Hood) and Cat Cleevage (as her grandma?).

Cheers: A XXX Parody from New Sensations

November 28, 2009
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The latest classic sitcom porn parody from New Sensations is a wrap. The makers of Cheers: A XXX Parody promise “you will be glad you came”.

Alice in Wonderland – XXX Musical

November 27, 2009
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Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland has provided the basis for several porn films. The most ambitious by far was the 1976 Alice in Wonderland starring Playboy playmate Kristine DeBell, famous as the first porn musical.

Fetish Fairy Tails #3 – Alice In Summerland

November 27, 2009
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Summer Cummings turned to the Alice in Wonderland story for her third Fetish Fairy Tails outing. Summer looks quite fetching as a blond schoolgirl in a white frilly dress, if you can look past the incongruity of an Alice with 45-EE boobs.

Boobarella

November 26, 2009
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Boobarella (1992) gave the Cinderella tale a clever (by porn standards) twist. A princely tourist at a Caribbean beach resort finds a lost (and very large) bra, then searches for the dream girl whose boobs fit it.