Whore of the Rings

October 13, 2009

Director Jim Powers has made hundreds of no-frills gonzo pornos. But when he decided to tackle the XXX parody of Lord of the Rings, he let his imagination run free and made it look properly freaky. The sets, special effects, makeup and lighting are all excellent considering the low budget. (Nothing you can do about the acting, it’s porn.)

If you ever wondered what Gollum sex, elf sex, wizard sex, a ringwraith orgy, an orc gangbang, troll sex, Treebeard sex, etc, might look like, here it is. Kudos to Powers and team. JRR Tolkien would be proud.

Whore of the Rings roughly tackles Fellowship of the Ring. The One Ring now causes its wearer to become an insatiable nymphomaniac.

Whore of the Rings

Whore of the Rings

In Whore of the Rings 2, the One Ring has somehow become a magic dildo. This film has the infamous Gollum sex scene and the equally infamous Treebeard blowjob. If you don’t laugh out loud, there’s something wrong with you.

Whore of the Rings 2

Whore of the Rings 2

One of my pet peeves about pornographers: THEY NEVER COMPLETE THE TRILOGY.

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

MKSTEEL December 19, 2010 at 6:44 pm

It’s funny cause it’s true (about porn trilogies LOL!!!)

George E December 31, 2013 at 9:12 pm

It has low quality, and little effects compaired to the originals. I guess it is low budget, however, you would think because they are having sex which takes a long part of the movie. They can make other scenes equally potraying. In a room with sex you spend 5minutes however most will skip it, even if it is streamed. It is not the same as during battles, or bigger battles like the war of the rings, anyways ths is a porn parody. I can or was able to before edit movies where I can just include the scenes if I know the story well. I almost took a university course towards it. For more check my canadian email, I have not ever left canada it is at neverready athotmail.ca

George E December 31, 2013 at 9:16 pm

She has Music Videos, she is not an actor. However I am trying to find Rhiannas rude boy parody, except with professional scenes, and big dicks. If she did interracial.

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