Whore of the Rings

October 13, 2009

Director Jim Powers has made hundreds of no-frills gonzo pornos. But when he decided to tackle the XXX parody of Lord of the Rings, he let his imagination run free and made it look properly freaky. The sets, special effects, makeup and lighting are all excellent considering the low budget. (Nothing you can do about the acting, it’s porn.)

If you ever wondered what Gollum sex, elf sex, wizard sex, a ringwraith orgy, an orc gangbang, troll sex, Treebeard sex, etc, might look like, here it is. Kudos to Powers and team. JRR Tolkien would be proud.

Whore of the Rings roughly tackles Fellowship of the Ring. The One Ring now causes its wearer to become an insatiable nymphomaniac.

Whore of the Rings

Whore of the Rings

In Whore of the Rings 2, the One Ring has somehow become a magic dildo. This film has the infamous Gollum sex scene and the equally infamous Treebeard blowjob. If you don’t laugh out loud, there’s something wrong with you.

Whore of the Rings 2

Whore of the Rings 2

One of my pet peeves about pornographers: THEY NEVER COMPLETE THE TRILOGY.

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