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October 2009

From Dusk Til Porn, From Lust Til Dawn

October 25, 2009
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Robert Rodriguez’s instant vampire classic From Dusk Til Dawn has sired at least two porn parodies. Both are well-made and stylish (by porn standards), but neither really follows the plot of the original.

Frankenstein XXX and Hung Wankenstein

October 24, 2009
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Frankenstein has not spawned as many porn parodies as one might expect. Mary Shelley and Boris Karloff deserve better.

Fuck Me Baby One More Time: Britney Spears porn parody

October 23, 2009
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Britney Spears gets the porn parody treatment again. The box cover to Fuck Me Baby One More Time mimics the album cover to Britney Spears’ debut CD, . . . Baby One More Time.

Porn of the Dead (Rob Rotten)

October 22, 2009

Rob Rotten (also director of Texas Vibrator Massacre) made his XXX directorial debut with Porn of the Dead in 2005. This is a weird one. The box cover features a Marilyn Manson-like androgynous ghoul dripping blood and promises “a full hardcore adult zombie movie featuring an all death metal soundtrack”. One mystified reviewer described Porn [...]

Dawn of the Head

October 22, 2009
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Secret government laboratory creates nymphomania drug, which turns women into sex-crazed addict zombies. Conveniently the only antidote is semen, administered by Zombie Patrol Squads.

Trailer | This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX

October 22, 2009

Trailer for This Ain’t Ghost Hunters XXX.

Night of the Giving Head

October 21, 2009
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In Night of the Giving Head, zombies are coming back to life, just like in George Romero’s Night of the Living Dead. But instead of eating the brains and entrails of the living, the XXX porn parody zombies just crave fellatio capped off with a facial cumshot.

Texas’ Asshole Massacre

October 20, 2009

Yet another Chainsaw XXX knockoff. The plot of Texas’ Asshole Massacre has something to do with a porn industry talent agency owned by a character named “Texas” (thus the apostrophe). The final scene features one pornstar chasing another with a giant doubleheaded dildo (as seen on the box cover) instead of a chainsaw.

Texas Vibrator Massacre

October 20, 2009
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Rob Rotten directed Texas Vibrator Massacre in 2008. This film is not so much a porn parody, more a mega-sleazy blend of horror and hardcore porn.

Texas Dildo Masquerade

October 20, 2009
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The porn parody plot roughly follows the original, as four college kids in a van stumble across a dilapidated dildo factory haunted by masked sex maniacs. One reviewer calls it “easily the most ridiculous, creepy, hilarious and nonsensical piece of adult cinema ever created.”

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