The title isn’t even a pun. Why not Apocalypse Nude? or Apocal-Ass Now? On the plus side, someone actually made a porn parody of Apocalypse Now! Fuck yeah!
Private apparently put some effort into this parody. An online review describes the first scene: “The film opens with a slo-mo set of explosions and eye close-ups . . . Cut straight to a truly repulsive looking Jon Dough ascending from the water in army gear and jumping onto an ocean cruiser. He stabs some Euro-guy in the gut and rushes down into the engine room where he encounters an unknown redhead. . . . They do a standing screw with doggie and an anal sequence before ending in a dull facial.”
The box cover also promises “insatiable Vietcong nymphomaniacs”.
And unlike that lazy bastard Francis Ford Coppola, the pornographers made a sequel.
Apocalypse Climax
Apocalypse Climax II
