Real TV shows have obsessively geeky fan-made episode guides, why not PORN PARODY TV shows?
The Sopornos
Meet Bobby Soporno – wiseguy, casino owner, ladies man. He’s a man in control, a man who commands respect. If his casino patrons don’t lose their shirts gambling, they’re sure to lose them to the bevy of babes ever-ready to take their last dime. It seems Bobby has it all, but it’s starting to slip. Someone is ripping him off, eating away at his dynasty… either that or maybe it’s just another anxiety attack!
The Sopornos #2
Bobby Soporno has a new business venture. He has entered the world of porn. Convinced by a low-life porn director that the best way to recover his loan is to allow him to direct a movie, money-minded Bobby realizes that this could also turn into a lucrative business venture for the future. Then why does Bobby still have this nagging anxiety? Well, one thing we do know; the only thing he’s accomplished in therapy is driving his shrink to drink.
The Sopornos #3
In this, the third installment of the award-winning Sopornos series, we find Bobby Soporno in a very vulnerable position. Bobby has discovered that a close family friend, Tamara (Julie Meadows) is plotting to undermine him by working a deal with their top garment industry competitor – the Russian mob. But, just when he thinks that they are his only problem he discovers that another threat is just around the corner. What’s a guy to do? Go see his Shrink of course!
The Sopornos #4
Is Bobby Soporno losing his mind? He’s definitely losing sleep. It’s not bad enough that his crew at Soporno’s Wrecking Yard is trading parts for sexual favors, but when he finds out that his own daughter is screwing around with them, he goes ballistic. After a tense confrontation, Bobby ends up in the hospital where he tries to recover from his injuries and plot his revenge at the same time.
The Sopornos #5
Apparently Bobby Soporno can’t catch a break. His Prize Fighter decides that he won’t take a fall, so Bobby is forced to “replace” him with a hot new prospect who will gladly play Bobby’s game for a nice cut and a hot piece of ass. Then, just when it all seems like it’s going to come together, Bobby’s screeching sister and lesbian mother start harrassing him and try to teach him some family values he’s not so willing to learn.
The Sopornos #6
Thugs, Drugs, Jugs, Welcome to the 80′s. If you think that Bobby Soporno has problems now. Ten years ago the Feds were breathing down his neck, and each other. Ten years ago, the Badda Boom was only a wet dream, with Sunset Thomas no less. Ten years ago, Bobby Soporno was actually happy!
The Sopornos #7
Bobby Soporno is dead, or so it appeared the last time we saw him. But when Bobby’s sister Cecilia and his best friend Nick begin their search for the killer, things take a turn for the bizarre-as in sexually bizarre. Just when they think they have the answer. Nick finds himself entangled in a twisted web of erotic retribution that pushes the limits of perversity and ultimately reveals the disturbing truth about Bobby Soporno.
The Sopornos #8
The final episode will blow you away! Bobby Soporno is wanted, dead or alive. But, as he fights to prove that the rumors of his death aren’t true, Federal Agent Victoria Givens cloes in on Bobby’s DVD pirating operation by sexing up some key personnel. Trust turns into betrayal and law gives in to lust when Nick makes an offer to the judge that she cannot resist. In the end, Bobby finds himself fighting his own crew for control and leaves everyone reeling in disbelief as he comes to the realization that if you are wanted dead or alive, perhaps it’s better to simply be undead.
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