Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

September 19, 2009

In celebration of Talk Like a Pirate Day, let’s look at Pirates of the Caribbean porn knockoffs. On the lowbrow end, there’s Seymore Butts’ Butt Pirates of the Caribbean. There are no actual pirates, but it was shot in the Caribbean, which is more effort than most porn parodists bother to make.

Seymore Butts' Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

Seymore Butts' Butt Pirates of the Caribbean

If you like your porn a little classier (god knows I don’t, but whatever floats your boat), Digital Playground spent a lot of money and won a lot of awards for Pirates (2005) and sequel Pirates 2: Stagnatti’s Revenge (2008).

Pirates (Digital Playground)

Pirates (Digital Playground)

Pirates 2: Stagnatti's Revenge

Pirates 2: Stagnatti's Revenge

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