Plot synopsis from the studio: “Tony Stark’s limo is attacked and he is critically wounded. He finds himself the prisoner of an Afghan terrorist group known as the Ten Rings and he is forced to build a deadly weapon. Instead he uses his keen intelligence to fabricate an indestructible armor and escape his captors. However an electromagnet has been embedded in his chest by fellow captive Dr. Hoe Yinsen to keep shrapnel from killing him. The magnet unfortunately carries a side-effect — priapism, a medical condition in which a penis remains erect for long periods of time. Once free, he must fight the evil and powerful enemy Mandarin, save the world and get laid (not necessarily in that order).”
Dale DaBone plays the title role. Also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Derrick Pierce, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and Lexington Steele (as Nick Fury).
Two new DVDs showed up in our official Porn Parody Store today, both a week ahead of schedule. If you preordered, they’re on their way.
From Juicy and director Jordan Septo, OMG It’s the Dirty Dancing XXX Parody starring Dani Daniels and Ryan Driller in the roles made famous by Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze, plus Alexa Styles, Christie Stevens, Evan Stone, Mackenzie Pierce and Seth Gamble.
And from DreamZone and director Ralph Long, The Karate Kid XXX: A Dreamzone Parody with Tommy Pistol in the title role, Evan Stone as “Mr. Miyagi”, plus Anissa Kate, Diana Prince, Gia Grace, Katie St. Ives and a Ron Jeremy cameo.
The XXX Adventures of Hawkman & Hawkgirl: An Extreme Comixxx Parody
Hey, there’s a SFW trailer up at YouTube.
The characters of Hawkman and Hawkgirl date back to 1940 in the DC Comics universe. There is reportedly a Hawkman movie in development somewhere in Hollywood. The XXX version gets their costumes down cold.
It’s not easy to look sexy in green tights, but I trust Allie Haze to pull it off.
The back cover blurb promises: “In this hidden camera extravaganza a top level boss goes undercover in her own company to get a raw look at how people really work, and a look at how people really fuck!” Expect five filthy sex scenes on desks or office chairs. Starring Nikki Nievez, Veronica Jett, Isabella Amour, Maggie Matthews and Missy Wood.
Director-pornstar Madison Young delivers another reality TV porn parody with The Real L Word XXX: San Francisco. This “erotic lesbian mockumentary” from Filly Films (slogan: “A Lesbian Company”) “follows three San Franciscan lesbian couples and one experimental threesome of queer femme deviants through first dates, new found love, lovers spats and orgasmic juicy make up [...]
Another groovy bit of 70s nostalgia from Alpha Blue Archives. The trucker culture and CB radio craze yielded several movies, including Breaker! Breaker! (1977) starring Chuck Norris. The porn biz joined the convoy with Breaker Beauties (also 1977) starring Vanessa del Rio. From the Alpha Blue Archives back cover blurb: “In this ode to the [...]
Charles Bronson’s Death Wish came out in 1974. Two years later, porn director/star Zebedy Colt made the sorta porn parody Sex Wish. The theatrical poster (porn was shown in theaters back then! and they made real posters!) looked downright romantic. (Larger version of this poster found at the excellent Wrong Side of the Art site.) [...]
New in our official Porn Parody DVD store today — Not South Park XXX directed by Will Ryder. In case you’re wondering … the plot involves Kyle’s 18th birthday party, and all the characters are depicted as 18+ in the porn parody version. X-Play posted a SFW trailer to YouTube last month: Starring Tommy Pistol [...]
Porn parody superstar director Axel Braun continues his run of superhero XXX flicks with two upcoming releases timed to coincide with Hollywood summer blockbusters. Hollywood gives us Iron Man 3 on May 3, and Vivid follows with Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody. Dale DaBone plays Tony Stark. Also starring Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, [...]
Last November, voters in Los Angeles County approved “Measure B” by a 57%-43% vote, which made the “County of Los Angeles Safer Sex In the Adult Film Industry Act” into law. The new law requires porn shoots to use condoms for all vaginal and anal sex scenes. The porn industry doesn’t like the law, naturally. [...]