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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 comes out this weekend, the third of four planned movies based on the dystopian young adult novel trilogy.

And for whatever reason, the porn industry has once again failed to tag along with a Hunger Games porn parody.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

The first two movies both topped $400 million in North American box office. The third movie will probably do the same.

Recent events suggest there’s a huge audience out there eager to see Katniss naked.

And the plot premise of the Hunger Games series just cries out for XXX reinterpretation. A bunch of cute, athletic teenagers from the sticks exploited by decadent, jaded big-city scumbags for scuzzy entertainment value — that sounds a lot like, well, the porn industry. Dump the violent fight-to-the-death angle, replace it with lots of sex, voila.

There have been a few Hunger Games-themed porno titles, but these have mostly been cheapo releases with no real parody content beyond the title puns and box covers:

This Isn’t The Hunger Games — It’s A XXX Spoof (White Ghetto, 2012)
The Younger Games (Zero Tolerance, 2012)
The Hunger Sex Games (Filmco, 2012 – compilation)
BBW Hunger Games (Totally Tasteless, 2014 – compilation)

None of these count in our book. We demand a proper Hunger Games porn parody with Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Rue, etc (all aged up to 18+, of course) and some attempt to mimic the visual look of the movies. There will be one more Hollywood movie in November 2015, plenty of time for Axel Braun or Lee Roy Myers or someone to step up.

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Burning Angel has a history of celebrating Halloween with horror porn spoofs. This year they released two of their classics together on DVD and video-on-demand, The Craft XXX and Dong of the Dead.


Both of these originally appeared at BurningAngel.com a few years back. Until now, that has been the only place to see them. They posted a SFW trailer for The Craft XXX (then called The Shaft, though The Craft XXX is really a better title) at YouTube in October 2010.

In the same spirit, they gave us The Walking Dead XXX in 2013. Some free promo vids: clip one, clip two, clip three, clip four, the making of.


The year before, their big Halloween flick was Fuckenstein: clip one, clip two, clip three, whole film.

Heading even further back into the Burning Angel parody archives, we find Evil Head spoofing Evil Dead … in 2006, Joanna Angel played the Linda Blair role in The XXXorcist … and one of the studio’s very first releases back in 2005, Re-Penetrator.

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Anastasia Pierce Productions continues its series of superheroine cosplay fetish parodies with Scarlet Witch vs Ms. Marvel and Spider-Woman.


Anastasia Pierce plays the Scarlet Witch, battling Angela Sommers as Ms. Marvel and Goldie Blair as Spider-Woman.

There has been a small but thriving superheroine bondage fetish niche for many years — usually very low-budget, usually all-girl, with varying degrees of explicitness. Clips4sale has thousands of superheroine scenes listed. HotMovies has a handful of titles like Superheroines Roped & Ravished and Superheroines in Peril. So these latest Anastasia Pierce releases have a long underground tradition behind them.

Posted previously: The Black Cat vs Batwoman and Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman. Here’s hoping there’s much more to come.

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The Vampire Films of Misty Mundae

Seduction Cinema has been making campy softcore porn parodies since the 1990s. Their movies show up overnight on pay cable channels sometimes, though IMHO they’re much more fun than the usual Skinemax fare. They’ve done superhero films, fantasy epics, all manner of horror films, knockoffs of recent Hollywood blockbusters, all mostly an excuse for lots of full-frontal nudity and silliness. Their breakout star was dreamy redhead pixie Misty Mundae. (In case it’s not obvious, I’m a fan.)

To celebrate Halloween season, we present a guide to the vampire films of Misty Mundae.

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Hustler has released This Ain’t Fast & Furious XXX. The box promises “All star cast – ANAL – and fast cars!” and we would expect no less.


That all-star cast includes Ryan Ryans, Mischa Brooks, Aimee Black, Cassandra Cruz, Sasha Hart and Xander Corvus. Directed by Andre Madness.

There’s a new Fast and Furious movie coming out in spring 2015, the one that got delayed when Paul Walker died. Hustler decided not to wait, for whatever reason.

Not surprisingly, since guys who like porn also tend to like shiny cars going fast, there have been many Fast and Furious porn parodies over the years — Slick 2: Fast and Furious by Jim Powers; the French-language Fuck and Furious; and Rocco Siffredi’s Furious Fuckers series, which had motorcycles rather than cars.

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Researching a project on superhero porn, I recently stumbled across this oddity: Bathman dal pianeta Eros, a very silly 1982 Batman porn parody made in Italy. The title translates to Bathman from Planet Eros.

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Lesbian Vampire Academy

The movie Vampire Academy was a huge bomb, scoring under 10% at Rotten Tomatoes and grossing under $10 million before quickly disappearing from theaters. No sequel is planned. The studio didn’t even bother faking a real-world romance between the stars.

So it’s not entirely clear if Hustler’s new Lesbian Vampire Academy is supposed to be a porn parody or not. Maybe it’s just good barely legal girl/girl smut with fake blood and fangs, and the similar titles are mere coincidence?

Starring Raven Rockette, August Ames, Karmen Karma, Natasha Voya, Zoey Foxx, Ryan Ryans, Carter Cruise and Zoey Monroe.


Lame tagline: “These Lesbian Vampires need to feed on more than Blood!”

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Nerdporn overload! Two studios have released Doctor Who porn parodies on DVD: The Doctor from Brazzers, and Doctor Whore from WoodRocket.


Doctor Whore is directed by Lee Roy Myers. It first appeared in installments at his funky tube site WoodRocket. The cast includes April O’Neil, Tara Lynn Foxx, Jodi Taylor, Ava Dalush, Skin Diamond, Brian Street Team, Kris Slater, Richie Calhoun and Aaron Wilcoxxx.

WoodRocket has done a great job promoting its parodies with geek culture sites. Lee Roy Myers told an interviewer for The Mary Sue, “Our team is made up of fans of Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, and pretty much every interesting Sci Fi, fantasy, comedy, horror, cartoon, or adventure, television shows, movies, comic books, and games. I think the future of porn will resemble erotic fan-fiction: a combination of pop culture and mainstream entertainment and sex and nudity.” Sounds good to me.


The Brazzers parody simply titled The Doctor also debuted in installments on network site Pornstars Like It Big earlier this year. Brazzers contract woodsman Danny D. stars as the Timelord in three long scenes with costars (scene one) Franceska Jaimes, (scene two) LouLou, (scene three) Georgie Lyall, Leigh Darby and Victoria Summers.

Three previous Doctor Who porn parodies appeared around 2005-2006, all made in the UK: a softcore TV series called Doctor Screw; Dr. Loo and the Filthy Phaleks starring Alicia Rhodes; and Abducted by the Daleks, which the BBC successfully blocked from commercial release on copyright grounds.

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Pervy political junkies rejoice! Filly Films (motto: “A Lesbian Company”) presents the must-see political sex scandal porn parody of the year in Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody.


The scandal begins with a wild White House romp between Hillary and Michelle (no last names, please), played by Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain. A staffer (Vanessa Veracruz) inadvertently spies the power coupling. What to do? Tell the media or keep it secret?

Fans of MSNBC will enjoy Lily Cade’s turn as “Rachel M”, while fans of Fox News will thrill to Aaliyah Love playing “Megyn K”. (Or maybe they’ll be pissed off. Who knows?) The cast also includes Zoey Monroe, Aiden Starr and Ela Darling. Directed by Lily Cade.

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The last four years has been the Golden Age of superhero porn parody. Pornographers have methodically worked their way through the DC and Marvel canon, and every Hollywood superhero blockbuster has spawned at least one XXX knockoff.

The genre goes back a long way, of course. Charlie Jane Anders traced “the Bizarre History of Superhero Porn” at io9 a couple years ago, starting with Tijuana bibles from the 1940s featuring Superman and Plasticman. She also included kinky underground comics from later decades.

The first superhero porn parody feature film appears to be Bat Pussy (1973).

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