Nurses of the 407

February 8, 2010

In 1982, when M*A*S*H the TV series was trudging along in its tenth season, Caballero released the porn parody Nurses of the 407.

Character names get the usual naughty puns. Paul Thomas plays quippy surgeon “Jaybird”, and Jessie St. James plays “Hot Hips Henderson”. Other nurses include Kathleen Kristel (billed here as “Kristen”), Lynx Cannon, and Chelsea Manchester (billed here as “Tigr”).

Nurses of the 407 (M*A*S*H XXX parody)

Nurses of the 407 (M*A*S*H XXX parody)

True fact: the opening credits of the XXX version include overhead shots of the real TV show set. Probably stock footage, since porn studios rarely spring for helicopter shots.

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Super Ball Sunday

February 5, 2010

Two days til Super Bowl Sunday. PORN PARODY predicts Indianapolis 38, New Orleans 16. Sorry Saints fans, I hope I’m wrong.

In 1994 Powder Puff Productions made an oddball little experiment in counter-programming called Super Ball Sunday. In this gangbang title, Chayse Manhattan (the only pornstar I’m aware of who took her porn name from a bank) fucks all the buddies her hubby invited over to watch the big game.

Super Ball Sunday

Super Ball Sunday

In 2006 gay studio Catalina followed with Super Hole Sunday. “Get in on the action as cute young guys penetrate their friends’ end zones.”

Super Hole Sunday

Super Hole Sunday

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Naughty Nanny Diaries

February 4, 2010

The Nanny Diaries was a bestselling novel in 2002 and a so-so movie in 2007. And now there’s a porn parody, Naughty Nanny Diaries by europorn studio Marc Dorcel.

Mia Vendome plays Alice, “a sweet young girl who arrives in a rich family’s home to help with the children and the house work.” You can probably guess the rest of the story.

Naughty Nanny Diaries

Naughty Nanny Diaries

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New porn parodies are coming fast and furious these days. To help fans keep track, PornParody.com announces a new regular “Coming Soon” column updated every Wednesday. And away we go!

New Sensations brings out Who’s the Boss? A XXX Parody on Monday, February 8. Pre-orders available now.

Hustler releases Not the Cosbys XXX 2, directed by Will Ryder, on Tuesday, February 9. Pre-orders available now.

Venom announced a release date of January 27 for its I’m Dreaming of Genie 2, sequel to last year’s I’m Dreaming Of Genie. Release dates can be slippery in the porn biz, and we’re still waiting for this one.

Hustler has announced This Ain’t Intervention XXX for release on February 16. Sizzling pornstar sex would definitely motivate me to kick meth.

Not Really the Dukes of Hazzard from Vouyer Media is now slated for Tuesday, February 23.

Adam & Eve plans Rawhide 2: Dirty Deeds for late February, sequel to their 2003 Rawhide parody.

Wow, more from Hustler — look for This Ain’t Charmed XXX in early March.

New Sensations has released box cover art for Tru: A XXX Parody based on Tru Blood. Watch this space for a release date and pre-order information.

Taryn It Up just completed shooting on Jersey Shore XXX: A Porn Parody, and they’re working quickly to get it on shelves while the Jersey Shore media frenzy rages. Meanwhile, Zero Tolerance has Not Jersey Shore: Jersey Whores tentatively scheduled for April release.

Hustler and director Axel Braun are shooting Batman XXX: A Porn Parody based on the 1960s TV show. Dave Navarro reportedly has a (non-sex) cameo.

Producers of The Big Lebowski — A XXX Parody and Not Charlie’s Angels XXX have both announced casting calls to drum up advance publicity.

Hustler announced an ambitious porn parody lineup for 2010 and 2011, including This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2 and knockoffs of CSI, Avatar, Glee, The Hills, The Soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm and I Dream of Jeannie.

Various studios have announced parodies based on Lost, Laverne & Shirley, MacGuyver, TJ Hooker, Fantasy Island, Superbad, Harold and Kumar, The Godfather and Grease. We haven’t heard anything recently, but some of these might show up on the release schedule someday.

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The Lady in the Iron Mask

February 3, 2010
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The legend of the “Man in the Iron Mask” has been told in countless novels, plays and movies. Now there’s a porn parody too.

Not the Cosbys XXX 2

February 2, 2010
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Porn parody director extraordinaire Will Ryder and AVN Award winner Thomas Ward return with Not the Cosbys XXX 2.

Who’s the Boss? A XXX Parody

February 1, 2010
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Who’s the Boss? ran for eight seasons and was a top ten show for much of that time. New Sensations does the show proud with their new porn parody.

Blazed and Confused

February 1, 2010
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Back when she still partied, Penny Flame celebrated the joys of sex and marijuana in Blazed and Confused and two sequels.

Vampire Sex Diaries

January 29, 2010
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Halfway through its first season, The Vampire Diaries already has its own XXX porn parody.

MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal

January 29, 2010
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MILF Soup 9: The Tiger Scandal features Tiger Woods’ mistresses Joslyn James and Holly Sampson in XXX sex scenes, though not with Tiger or even Tiger lookalikes.