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WoodRocket presents the first big porn parody release of 2015, Bob’s Boners And Other Porn Parodies.

The DVD collects four scenes directed by Lee Roy Myers, each of which originally appeared at WoodRocket.com.

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Here’s the scene breakdown . . .

Bob’s Boners (based on Bob’s Burgers)
Tabitha Stevens and Anthony Rosano

The Bed Room (based on The Room, the exquisitely terrible Tommy Wiseau cult film)
Ela Darling and Anthony Rosano

Whor (based on Thor)
Alexis Texas

Comedians in Cars Getting Sex (based on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee)
James Deen and Veruca James

If you’re looking for a laugh before the DVD arrives, check out Comedians in Cars Getting Cocaine.

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Drumroll please, it’s time for the best of the best. Enjoy!

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Now we’re getting to the really good stuff. Check back tomorrow for the top ten.

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No long distance dedication, just more hot year in review action.

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The countdown continues.

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And we’re back with the second installment of PornParody.com’s year-in-review countdown.

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Year in review time! PornParody.com will be counting down the top 60 releases of 2014 over the next few days, then heading off on vacation until 2015. Starting at the bottom and slowly working our way up ….

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Adult Video News has announced the nominees for the 2015 AVN Awards. They cut back the number of parody categories this year — no more separate “comedy parody” and “drama parody” categories, no more “best actor/actress in a parody”. The ceremony will probably be sometime in January (the big press packet AVN sent out does not specify a date). Here’s the competition slate for the big prizes:

Best Porn Parody
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, Adam & Eve
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Smash
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, Vivid
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Kink.com
Cape Fear XXX, DreamZone
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked
The Doctor Whore Porn Parody, Wood Rocket
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone
Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming, Zero Tolerance
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, X-Play
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody, Vivid
This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX, Hustler
The Whore of Wall Street, Brazzers

Best Director – Parody
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, David Lord
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Will Ryder
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, B. Skow
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Lorelei Lee
BBQ Titmasters, Joanna Angel
Cape Fear XXX, Bonnie Rotten
The Doctor Whore Porn Parody, Lee Roy Myers
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody, Jim Powers
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, Will Ryder
Pornocopia, Lee Roy Myers
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun
This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX, Stuart Canterbury
The Whore of Wall Street, Brando

Best Screenplay – Parody
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Eli Cross
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, DCypher
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Will Ryder
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, David Stanley
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Lorelei Lee
BBQ Titmasters, Joanna Angel & Dnothing
Cape Fear XXX, DCypher
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Mischief Marie
The Doctor Whore Porn Parody, Lee Roy Myers & AJ Slater
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, Will Ryder
Pornocopia, Lee Roy Myers
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Mark Logan
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Mark Logan
This Ain’t Girls XXX, Stuart Canterbury
The Whore of Wall Street, Leon Mickles

PornParody.com predictions: all three of these awards will go to Axel Braun for Snow White.

Several parody releases received nominations in other top categories:

Down on Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor — up for Best Foreign Feature
Cosplay Queens & Tied Up Teens — up for Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release
World Class Wrecking Crew — up for Best Orgy/Gangbang Release

With no special parody acting categories this year, parodies fill up the acting lists. In some categories, parodies account for more than half the nominees.

Best Actor (8 of 15 )
Barrett Blade, Snow White: An Axel Braun Parody
Seth Gamble, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Tommy Gunn, American Hustle XXX Porn Parody
Kurt Lockwood, 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Brendon Miller, Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Tommy Pistol, Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Jeremy Steele, The Manson Family XXX
Kyle Stone, Owner Gets Clipped

Best Actress (3 of 15)
Alex Chance, This Ain’t Girls XXX, Hustler Video
Bonnie Rotten, Cape Fear XXX, DreamZone/Vantage
Samantha Saint, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales

Best Supporting Actor (7 of 15)
Dick Chibbles, Pornocopia, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Jay Crew, Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales
Chad Diamond, Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical, X-Play/Pulse
Eric John, Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, X-Play
Alec Knight, Cape Fear XXX, DreamZone/Vantage
Ryan McLane, American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Smash Pictures
Will Powers, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales

Best Supporting Actress (11 of 15)
Julia Ann, Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Veronica Avluv, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Carmen Caliente, Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical
Stormy Daniels, Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Skin Diamond, The Doctor Whore Porn Parody
Alana Evans, E.T XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Nina Hartley, Owner Gets Clipped
Aaliyah Love, American Hustle XXX Porn Parody
Chanel Preston, Cape Fear XXX
Claire Robbins, 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Aiden Starr, Pornocopia

Best Non-Sex Performance (9 of 15)
Peter Acworth, Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Ben Dover, Down on Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor
Roy Karch, Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical
Tyler Knight, 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Mike Moz, X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Peter O’Tool, Pornocopia
Will Ryder, Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical
Seth’s Beard, Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming
Brian Street Team, The Doctor Whore Porn Parody

Ditto the technical categories, where parodies take roughly half the nominations:

Best Art Direction (9 of 15)
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming
Pornocopia
Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Best Cinematography (3 of 15)
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, David Lord
Down on Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor, Paul G. & Gazzman
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun, Alex Ladd, Robert Queensgate, Eli Cross & David Lord

Best Editing (3 of 15)
9 1/2 Weeks An Erotic XXX Parody, Shadow Bradley
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Mrs. Braun & Axel Braun
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, Fletcher Martin
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Milo Disgrace

Best Makeup (9 of 15)
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, May Balleen
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, Nichole
The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody, Cammy Ellis & Mel
Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming, Kina Hain & Glenn Alfonso
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, Mila Vandamme
Pornocopia, Glenn Alfonso, Pam Barber & Kina Hain
Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Cammy Ellis & Melissa Makeup
Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Julie M. Knight, Cammy Ellis & Mistress Red
X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Cammy Ellis

Best Soundtrack (5 of 15)
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Manson Family XXX
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical

Best Special Effects (9 of 15)
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Pornocopia
Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody
Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 comes out this weekend, the third of four planned movies based on the dystopian young adult novel trilogy.

And for whatever reason, the porn industry has once again failed to tag along with a Hunger Games porn parody.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

The first two movies both topped $400 million in North American box office. The third movie will probably do the same.

Recent events suggest there’s a huge audience out there eager to see Katniss naked.

And the plot premise of the Hunger Games series just cries out for XXX reinterpretation. A bunch of cute, athletic teenagers from the sticks exploited by decadent, jaded big-city scumbags for scuzzy entertainment value — that sounds a lot like, well, the porn industry. Dump the violent fight-to-the-death angle, replace it with lots of sex, voila.

There have been a few Hunger Games-themed porno titles, but these have mostly been cheapo releases with no real parody content beyond the title puns and box covers:

This Isn’t The Hunger Games — It’s A XXX Spoof (White Ghetto, 2012)
The Younger Games (Zero Tolerance, 2012)
The Hunger Sex Games (Filmco, 2012 – compilation)
BBW Hunger Games (Totally Tasteless, 2014 – compilation)

None of these count in our book. We demand a proper Hunger Games porn parody with Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Rue, etc (all aged up to 18+, of course) and some attempt to mimic the visual look of the movies. There will be one more Hollywood movie in November 2015, plenty of time for Axel Braun or Lee Roy Myers or someone to step up.

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Burning Angel has a history of celebrating Halloween with horror porn spoofs. This year they released two of their classics together on DVD and video-on-demand, The Craft XXX and Dong of the Dead.

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Both of these originally appeared at BurningAngel.com a few years back. Until now, that has been the only place to see them. They posted a SFW trailer for The Craft XXX (then called The Shaft, though The Craft XXX is really a better title) at YouTube in October 2010.

In the same spirit, they gave us The Walking Dead XXX in 2013. Some free promo vids: clip one, clip two, clip three, clip four, the making of.

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The year before, their big Halloween flick was Fuckenstein: clip one, clip two, clip three, whole film.

Heading even further back into the Burning Angel parody archives, we find Evil Head spoofing Evil Dead … in 2006, Joanna Angel played the Linda Blair role in The XXXorcist … and one of the studio’s very first releases back in 2005, Re-Penetrator.

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