Cinderella XXX from Axel Braun

September 30, 2014

Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is now available on DVD, streaming and download. Samantha Saint plays the title role.

One big difference from the traditional tale — Cinderella’s stepsisters (Carter Cruise, Penny Pax) are much nicer to her in the XXX version:

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At least until the paddle comes out, and even the paddling doesn’t look so bad:

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As always, Cinderella meets her Prince Charming and lives happily ever after:

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Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody follows Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody and Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, all released in 2014, all available now on DVD, streaming and download.

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In a long overdue overhaul of our Coming Soon page over the weekend, we deleted a bunch of old listings. These were mostly porn parody projects which had been announced or rumored but never actually released. We’re not sure how many of these were real in-development projects. In some cases, we suspect that studios were simply calling “dibs” on various parody targets to deter rival studios.

For the sake of preserving data for future porn historians, we present this master list of Porn Parodies That Never Got Made.

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Cooking competition show BBQ Pitmasters gets the porn parody it deserves, BBQ Titmasters from Burning Angel.

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In this version, tattooed Burning Angel girls Kleio Valentien, Necro Nicki and Sheena Rose prepare BBQ in the backyard, Joanna Angel hosts the competition, and Tommy Pistol, John Strong and Will Powers serve as the judging panel. Then they all move inside for post-BBQ sex. Maybe they sit around and let the BBQ digest before launching into the sex, it’s not clear. That’s what I would do.

Joanna Angel also directed, and she posted some fun making-of set pics to her blog a while back.

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Two weeks ago, we touted Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman, a new “fetish parody” all-girl superhero cosplay flick from Anastasia Pierce Productions starring Anastasia Pierce.

Now the same team returns with The Black Cat vs Batwoman, starring Anastasia Pierce (as superheroine Batwoman) battling Kendra James (as supervillainess The Black Cat).

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The front cover bills it as a “fetish parody”, while the back cover goes with “superheroines lesbian parody”.

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Action! Catfights! Bondage!

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San Francisco 69ers vs Green Bay Ass Packers

September 17, 2014

Are you ready for some football smut? Back in 1997 director Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, got fans ready with the all-girl football flick San Francisco 69’ers. Blurb: “It’s first down on the 69-yard line and 90 minutes left on the clock!” Close enough. The roster included Heaven Leigh, Shawna Edwards, Shelbee [...]

Manson Family XXX from Will Ryder gets trailer

September 16, 2014

Earlier this summer, X-Play sent out a press release announcing that Will Ryder was in pre-production on Manson Family XXX, a “porn parody” about the horrific 1969 murder spree. A minor media frenzy ensued, and TMZ reported that the project had already inspired outrage and opposition. Charles Manson will NOT be glorified in porn … [...]

Jersey Boys XXX from director Will Ryder

September 10, 2014

Legendary director Will Ryder and studio X-Play will release their newest porn parody later this month, Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Parody. Press release quotes from Will Ryder: “The movie is definitely aimed at fans of high quality adult entertainment including couples that want to watch something enjoyable together and of course the people that [...]

Anastasia Pierce in Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman

September 9, 2014

New this week from Anastasia Pierce Productions comes a strange fetish parody, Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman. Anastasia Pierce creates and stars in all-female light BDSM smut with a playful, burlesque vibe. If stylish superhero cosplay bondage is your thing, or one of your things, it doesn’t get any better than this.

Planet of the Babes

August 27, 2014

In 2001, piggybacking on the godawful Tim Burton Planet of the Apes remake, Jim Powers directed the far superior porn parody Planet of the Babes. The Powers version follows the original plot exactly: three astronauts land on a mysterious planet where intelligent apes enslave stone age humans. The original DVD box cover looks styling, though [...]

Sex Tape draws two spoofs

August 6, 2014

Sex Tape starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel was a huge bomb. If you want to see it in a theater, better hurry up because it will be gone soon. That failure hasn’t stopped two different porn studios from putting out quickie cheapo porn parodies, both due out on DVD this week. First up, This [...]