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Adult Video News has announced the nominees for the 2015 AVN Awards. They cut back the number of parody categories this year — no more separate “comedy parody” and “drama parody” categories, no more “best actor/actress in a parody”. The ceremony will probably be sometime in January (the big press packet AVN sent out does not specify a date). Here’s the competition slate for the big prizes:

Best Porn Parody
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, Adam & Eve
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Smash
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, Vivid
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Kink.com
Cape Fear XXX, DreamZone
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked
The Doctor Whore Porn Parody, Wood Rocket
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody, DreamZone
Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming, Zero Tolerance
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, X-Play
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody, Vivid
This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX, Hustler
The Whore of Wall Street, Brazzers

Best Director – Parody
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, David Lord
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Will Ryder
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, B. Skow
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Lorelei Lee
BBQ Titmasters, Joanna Angel
Cape Fear XXX, Bonnie Rotten
The Doctor Whore Porn Parody, Lee Roy Myers
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody, Jim Powers
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, Will Ryder
Pornocopia, Lee Roy Myers
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun
This Ain’t Boardwalk Empire XXX, Stuart Canterbury
The Whore of Wall Street, Brando

Best Screenplay – Parody
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Eli Cross
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, DCypher
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Will Ryder
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, David Stanley
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Lorelei Lee
BBQ Titmasters, Joanna Angel & Dnothing
Cape Fear XXX, DCypher
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Mischief Marie
The Doctor Whore Porn Parody, Lee Roy Myers & AJ Slater
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, Will Ryder
Pornocopia, Lee Roy Myers
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Mark Logan
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun & Mark Logan
This Ain’t Girls XXX, Stuart Canterbury
The Whore of Wall Street, Leon Mickles

PornParody.com predictions: all three of these awards will go to Axel Braun for Snow White.

Several parody releases received nominations in other top categories:

Down on Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor — up for Best Foreign Feature
Cosplay Queens & Tied Up Teens — up for Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release
World Class Wrecking Crew — up for Best Orgy/Gangbang Release

With no special parody acting categories this year, parodies fill up the acting lists. In some categories, parodies account for more than half the nominees.

Best Actor (8 of 15 )
Barrett Blade, Snow White: An Axel Braun Parody
Seth Gamble, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Tommy Gunn, American Hustle XXX Porn Parody
Kurt Lockwood, 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Brendon Miller, Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Tommy Pistol, Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Jeremy Steele, The Manson Family XXX
Kyle Stone, Owner Gets Clipped

Best Actress (3 of 15)
Alex Chance, This Ain’t Girls XXX, Hustler Video
Bonnie Rotten, Cape Fear XXX, DreamZone/Vantage
Samantha Saint, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales

Best Supporting Actor (7 of 15)
Dick Chibbles, Pornocopia, Zero Tolerance Entertainment
Jay Crew, Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales
Chad Diamond, Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical, X-Play/Pulse
Eric John, Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, X-Play
Alec Knight, Cape Fear XXX, DreamZone/Vantage
Ryan McLane, American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, Smash Pictures
Will Powers, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Wicked Fairy Tales

Best Supporting Actress (11 of 15)
Julia Ann, Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Veronica Avluv, Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Carmen Caliente, Not Jersey Boys XXX A Porn Musical
Stormy Daniels, Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Skin Diamond, The Doctor Whore Porn Parody
Alana Evans, E.T XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Nina Hartley, Owner Gets Clipped
Aaliyah Love, American Hustle XXX Porn Parody
Chanel Preston, Cape Fear XXX
Claire Robbins, 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Aiden Starr, Pornocopia

Best Non-Sex Performance (9 of 15)
Peter Acworth, Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Ben Dover, Down on Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor
Roy Karch, Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical
Tyler Knight, 24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Mike Moz, X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Peter O’Tool, Pornocopia
Will Ryder, Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical
Seth’s Beard, Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming
Brian Street Team, The Doctor Whore Porn Parody

Ditto the technical categories, where parodies take roughly half the nominations:

Best Art Direction (9 of 15)
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Captain America XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming
Pornocopia
Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Best Cinematography (3 of 15)
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody, David Lord
Down on Abby: Tales From Bottomley Manor, Paul G. & Gazzman
Snow White XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Axel Braun, Alex Ladd, Robert Queensgate, Eli Cross & David Lord

Best Editing (3 of 15)
9 1/2 Weeks An Erotic XXX Parody, Shadow Bradley
24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Mrs. Braun & Axel Braun
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, Fletcher Martin
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody, Milo Disgrace

Best Makeup (9 of 15)
American Hustle XXX Porn Parody, May Balleen
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody, Nichole
The Dating Game XXX: A Porn Parody, Cammy Ellis & Mel
Game of Bones: Winter Is Cumming, Kina Hain & Glenn Alfonso
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical, Mila Vandamme
Pornocopia, Glenn Alfonso, Pam Barber & Kina Hain
Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Cammy Ellis & Melissa Makeup
Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Julie M. Knight, Cammy Ellis & Mistress Red
X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, Cammy Ellis

Best Soundtrack (5 of 15)
9 1/2 Weeks: An Erotic XXX Parody
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Manson Family XXX
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical

Best Special Effects (9 of 15)
Austin Powers XXX: A Porn Parody
Barbarella: A Kinky Parody
Cinderella XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody
Pornocopia
Sleeping Beauty XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Spider-Man XXX 2: An Axel Braun Parody
Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1 comes out this weekend, the third of four planned movies based on the dystopian young adult novel trilogy.

And for whatever reason, the porn industry has once again failed to tag along with a Hunger Games porn parody.

What the hell is wrong with these people?

The first two movies both topped $400 million in North American box office. The third movie will probably do the same.

Recent events suggest there’s a huge audience out there eager to see Katniss naked.

And the plot premise of the Hunger Games series just cries out for XXX reinterpretation. A bunch of cute, athletic teenagers from the sticks exploited by decadent, jaded big-city scumbags for scuzzy entertainment value — that sounds a lot like, well, the porn industry. Dump the violent fight-to-the-death angle, replace it with lots of sex, voila.

There have been a few Hunger Games-themed porno titles, but these have mostly been cheapo releases with no real parody content beyond the title puns and box covers:

This Isn’t The Hunger Games — It’s A XXX Spoof (White Ghetto, 2012)
The Younger Games (Zero Tolerance, 2012)
The Hunger Sex Games (Filmco, 2012 – compilation)
BBW Hunger Games (Totally Tasteless, 2014 – compilation)

None of these count in our book. We demand a proper Hunger Games porn parody with Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Haymitch, Effie, Rue, etc (all aged up to 18+, of course) and some attempt to mimic the visual look of the movies. There will be one more Hollywood movie in November 2015, plenty of time for Axel Braun or Lee Roy Myers or someone to step up.

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Burning Angel has a history of celebrating Halloween with horror porn spoofs. This year they released two of their classics together on DVD and video-on-demand, The Craft XXX and Dong of the Dead.

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Both of these originally appeared at BurningAngel.com a few years back. Until now, that has been the only place to see them. They posted a SFW trailer for The Craft XXX (then called The Shaft, though The Craft XXX is really a better title) at YouTube in October 2010.

In the same spirit, they gave us The Walking Dead XXX in 2013. Some free promo vids: clip one, clip two, clip three, clip four, the making of.

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The year before, their big Halloween flick was Fuckenstein: clip one, clip two, clip three, whole film.

Heading even further back into the Burning Angel parody archives, we find Evil Head spoofing Evil Dead … in 2006, Joanna Angel played the Linda Blair role in The XXXorcist … and one of the studio’s very first releases back in 2005, Re-Penetrator.

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Anastasia Pierce Productions continues its series of superheroine cosplay fetish parodies with Scarlet Witch vs Ms. Marvel and Spider-Woman.

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Anastasia Pierce plays the Scarlet Witch, battling Angela Sommers as Ms. Marvel and Goldie Blair as Spider-Woman.

There has been a small but thriving superheroine bondage fetish niche for many years — usually very low-budget, usually all-girl, with varying degrees of explicitness. Clips4sale has thousands of superheroine scenes listed. HotMovies has a handful of titles like Superheroines Roped & Ravished and Superheroines in Peril. So these latest Anastasia Pierce releases have a long underground tradition behind them.

Posted previously: The Black Cat vs Batwoman and Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman. Here’s hoping there’s much more to come.

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The Vampire Films of Misty Mundae

Seduction Cinema has been making campy softcore porn parodies since the 1990s. Their movies show up overnight on pay cable channels sometimes, though IMHO they’re much more fun than the usual Skinemax fare. They’ve done superhero films, fantasy epics, all manner of horror films, knockoffs of recent Hollywood blockbusters, all mostly an excuse for lots of full-frontal nudity and silliness. Their breakout star was dreamy redhead pixie Misty Mundae. (In case it’s not obvious, I’m a fan.)

To celebrate Halloween season, we present a guide to the vampire films of Misty Mundae.

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Hustler has released This Ain’t Fast & Furious XXX. The box promises “All star cast – ANAL – and fast cars!” and we would expect no less.

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That all-star cast includes Ryan Ryans, Mischa Brooks, Aimee Black, Cassandra Cruz, Sasha Hart and Xander Corvus. Directed by Andre Madness.

There’s a new Fast and Furious movie coming out in spring 2015, the one that got delayed when Paul Walker died. Hustler decided not to wait, for whatever reason.

Not surprisingly, since guys who like porn also tend to like shiny cars going fast, there have been many Fast and Furious porn parodies over the years — Slick 2: Fast and Furious by Jim Powers; the French-language Fuck and Furious; and Rocco Siffredi’s Furious Fuckers series, which had motorcycles rather than cars.

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Researching a project on superhero porn, I recently stumbled across this oddity: Bathman dal pianeta Eros, a very silly 1982 Batman porn parody made in Italy. The title translates to Bathman from Planet Eros.

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Lesbian Vampire Academy

The movie Vampire Academy was a huge bomb, scoring under 10% at Rotten Tomatoes and grossing under $10 million before quickly disappearing from theaters. No sequel is planned. The studio didn’t even bother faking a real-world romance between the stars.

So it’s not entirely clear if Hustler’s new Lesbian Vampire Academy is supposed to be a porn parody or not. Maybe it’s just good barely legal girl/girl smut with fake blood and fangs, and the similar titles are mere coincidence?

Starring Raven Rockette, August Ames, Karmen Karma, Natasha Voya, Zoey Foxx, Ryan Ryans, Carter Cruise and Zoey Monroe.

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Lame tagline: “These Lesbian Vampires need to feed on more than Blood!”

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Nerdporn overload! Two studios have released Doctor Who porn parodies on DVD: The Doctor from Brazzers, and Doctor Whore from WoodRocket.

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Doctor Whore is directed by Lee Roy Myers. It first appeared in installments at his funky tube site WoodRocket. The cast includes April O’Neil, Tara Lynn Foxx, Jodi Taylor, Ava Dalush, Skin Diamond, Brian Street Team, Kris Slater, Richie Calhoun and Aaron Wilcoxxx.

WoodRocket has done a great job promoting its parodies with geek culture sites. Lee Roy Myers told an interviewer for The Mary Sue, “Our team is made up of fans of Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, and pretty much every interesting Sci Fi, fantasy, comedy, horror, cartoon, or adventure, television shows, movies, comic books, and games. I think the future of porn will resemble erotic fan-fiction: a combination of pop culture and mainstream entertainment and sex and nudity.” Sounds good to me.

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The Brazzers parody simply titled The Doctor also debuted in installments on network site Pornstars Like It Big earlier this year. Brazzers contract woodsman Danny D. stars as the Timelord in three long scenes with costars (scene one) Franceska Jaimes, (scene two) LouLou, (scene three) Georgie Lyall, Leigh Darby and Victoria Summers.

Three previous Doctor Who porn parodies appeared around 2005-2006, all made in the UK: a softcore TV series called Doctor Screw; Dr. Loo and the Filthy Phaleks starring Alicia Rhodes; and Abducted by the Daleks, which the BBC successfully blocked from commercial release on copyright grounds.

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Pervy political junkies rejoice! Filly Films (motto: “A Lesbian Company”) presents the must-see political sex scandal porn parody of the year in Between the Headlines: A Lesbian Porn Parody.

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The scandal begins with a wild White House romp between Hillary and Michelle (no last names, please), played by Nina Hartley and Lotus Lain. A staffer (Vanessa Veracruz) inadvertently spies the power coupling. What to do? Tell the media or keep it secret?

Fans of MSNBC will enjoy Lily Cade’s turn as “Rachel M”, while fans of Fox News will thrill to Aaliyah Love playing “Megyn K”. (Or maybe they’ll be pissed off. Who knows?) The cast also includes Zoey Monroe, Aiden Starr and Ela Darling. Directed by Lily Cade.

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