In a long overdue overhaul of our Coming Soon page over the weekend, we deleted a bunch of old listings. These were mostly porn parody projects which had been announced or rumored but never actually released. We’re not sure how many of these were real in-development projects. In some cases, we suspect that studios were simply calling “dibs” on various parody targets to deter rival studios.
For the sake of preserving data for future porn historians, we present this master list of Porn Parodies That Never Got Made.
Cooking competition show BBQ Pitmasters gets the porn parody it deserves, BBQ Titmasters from Burning Angel.
In this version, tattooed Burning Angel girls Kleio Valentien, Necro Nicki and Sheena Rose prepare BBQ in the backyard, Joanna Angel hosts the competition, and Tommy Pistol, John Strong and Will Powers serve as the judging panel. Then they all move inside for post-BBQ sex. Maybe they sit around and let the BBQ digest before launching into the sex, it’s not clear. That’s what I would do.
Joanna Angel also directed, and she posted some fun making-of set pics to her blog a while back.
Are you ready for some football smut? Back in 1997 director Jim Powers, master of gonzo and parody alike, got fans ready with the all-girl football flick San Francisco 69’ers. Blurb: “It’s first down on the 69-yard line and 90 minutes left on the clock!” Close enough. The roster included Heaven Leigh, Shawna Edwards, Shelbee [...]
Earlier this summer, X-Play sent out a press release announcing that Will Ryder was in pre-production on Manson Family XXX, a “porn parody” about the horrific 1969 murder spree. A minor media frenzy ensued, and TMZ reported that the project had already inspired outrage and opposition. Charles Manson will NOT be glorified in porn … [...]
Legendary director Will Ryder and studio X-Play will release their newest porn parody later this month, Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Parody. Press release quotes from Will Ryder: “The movie is definitely aimed at fans of high quality adult entertainment including couples that want to watch something enjoyable together and of course the people that [...]
New this week from Anastasia Pierce Productions comes a strange fetish parody, Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman. Anastasia Pierce creates and stars in all-female light BDSM smut with a playful, burlesque vibe. If stylish superhero cosplay bondage is your thing, or one of your things, it doesn’t get any better than this.
In 2001, piggybacking on the godawful Tim Burton Planet of the Apes remake, Jim Powers directed the far superior porn parody Planet of the Babes. The Powers version follows the original plot exactly: three astronauts land on a mysterious planet where intelligent apes enslave stone age humans. The original DVD box cover looks styling, though [...]
Sex Tape starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel was a huge bomb. If you want to see it in a theater, better hurry up because it will be gone soon. That failure hasn’t stopped two different porn studios from putting out quickie cheapo porn parodies, both due out on DVD this week. First up, This [...]