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Orange Is The New Black on Netflix is big with critics and award-givers. Prison shows in general are big these days — prison comedies, prison dramas, prison reality shows — which is a damn creepy trend if you ask me.

Now Brazzers heads to the hoosegow with the single-scene porn parody Orange Is The New Pussy. (Why not stick with the color motif and call it Orange Is The New Pink?)

Two promo stills recreate the show’s iconic prison bathroom stall poster.

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Not surprisingly, New Pussy‘s action involves an orgy around the prison bathroom and shower stalls. Starring Nadia Styles, Skin Diamond and Natalia Starr.

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You might find this all in very bad taste, and you’d be right, but bad taste and good porn often go hand in hand.

Watch a three-minute clip from Orange Is The New Pussy at Brazzers.

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space seems like an odd choice for porn parody, considering the original film came out in the 1980s. Also, clowns are creepy, and the idea of clowns having sex is even creepier. But KKfOS has become a cult film, and the audience for cult films overlaps significantly with the audience for porn parodies, so maybe it’s not that surprising that we have gotten TWO porn parodies in three years.

The first was This Isn’t Killer Klowns From Outer Space … It’s a XXX Spoof! released by White Ghetto in 2012. Like most White Ghetto “spoofs”, it didn’t have much plot or connection to the original. It was a collection of three MMMF group sex scenes, one of which featured three men in clown costumes.

New this week comes the more amibitious Killer Kleavage From Outer Space from Burning Angel, directed by Joanna Angel, and starring the elaborately tattooed cleavage of Jessie Lee.

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Plot premise: “The inhabitants of Planet Areola are quickly becoming extinct, and one Earth penis could save them all. Not just any penis – a perfect penis. Experimentation with an imperfect penis WILL result in deadly tit-lasers.” Makes perfect sense to me.

Burning Angel actually put some imagination (if not much actual cash, but that’s porn standard) into the campy Barbarella-style sci-fi costumes and sets. Lots of silver lamé camisoles, bobbly antennas and dayglo eye shadow. Way groovy.

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Anastasia Pierce is Wonder Woman

Anastasia Pierce Productions continues its strange and wonderful series of superheroine cosplay fetish releases with Wonder Woman: A Fetish Parody.

This release collects three scenes running 25-30 minutes apiece, each featuring Anastasia Pierce as Wonder Woman in exquisite peril. The box promises “Peril, Drama, Bondage, Girl-Girl, Strap-on, Blackmail, Humiliation, Domination, Forced Orgasm”. The scene breakdown runs:

(Scene 1) Wonder Woman Blackmailed in Vegas

Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman, has booked a gig providing security for a Danish baroness (!!!), but she has a few hours to relax beforehand in her Vegas hotel room. Zowie, someone has placed hidden cameras in the room and blackmails WW into performing ever kinkier self-pleasuring and self-bondage acts.

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(Scene 2) Miss Robin Gone Rogue vs Wonder Woman

Co-starring Carissa Montgomery as Robin, who turns villain and manages to tie up Wonder Woman with her own golden lasso. Humiliation, domination, boot-licking, stripping, Polaroid-snapping and strap-on sex ensue. (There was a female Robin in the comics for many years, but this particular crossover story line is completely original.)

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(Scene 3) Wonder Woman & the Art Gallery

Kendra James plays a wealthy art collector who invites Wonder Woman to her gallery, then uses mind control to turn the superheroine into a helpless living statue. (Mind control and hypnosis scenarios have long been a staple of the “superheroines in peril” genre.)

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Other recent parody releases from Anastasia Pierce and friends include:

Scarlet Witch vs Black Widow and Batwoman
The Black Cat vs Batwoman
Scarlet Witch vs Ms. Marvel and Spider-Woman

Pierce has released more cosplay fetish scenes at her clips4sale store recently. Heroines suffering and/or inflicting peril include Catwoman, Harley Quinn, Black Cat, Poison Ivy, Princess Leia, and of course more Wonder Woman. So hopefully we can expect more DVD & video-on-demand releases throughout 2015. Hooray!

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Brazzers has produced an ambitious five-part porn parody of American Horror Story, entitled (old-fashioned dirty pun style) American Whore Story.

All five installments originally appeared inside the Brazzers members area in October 2014, right around the time AHS: Freak Show started up. They came up with an all-new story, in the spirit of the series but not based on any particular season. The complete epic is now available on DVD.

Here’s a scene breakdown with links to free promo galleries and videos.

Scene One
The story: “Danny and Tyler take a road trip to visit a little town in the middle of nowhere that hasn’t been on any maps since a terrible crime spree took place there years ago. They spot a busty hitchhiker named Katrina Jade on the way and pick her up …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

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Scene Two
The story: “Day two of Danny and Tyler’s stay in the mysterious desert town that was once home to a psychopath named Lee Walden Griss, and Tyler is nowhere to be found. Danny asks the receptionist Juelz Ventura to help him out, and she directs him to meet her later that night right outside of town. Danny heads to meet the sexy receptionist and finds Skin Diamond and Juelz waiting for him …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

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Scene Three
The story: “Lee Walden Griss’s sinister plan has almost come to fruition, and he celebrates with henchbabe Bonnie Rotten …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

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Scene Four
The story: “As night falls on the desert, notorious psychopath Lee Walden Griss is still at large. And as loving couple Tommy Gunn and Kleio Valentien take in a romantic evening under the stars, they have no idea that they’re being watched from the shadows …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

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Scene Five
The story: “After a daring escape from notorious psycho Lee Walden Griss, Danny finds himself all alone with Bonnie Rotten …”
Clip, Photos, Trailer.

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And now the complete five-episode, three-hour American Whore Story is available on DVD in our store.

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WoodRocket presents the first big porn parody release of 2015, Bob’s Boners And Other Porn Parodies.

The DVD collects four scenes directed by Lee Roy Myers, each of which originally appeared at WoodRocket.com.

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Here’s the scene breakdown . . .

Bob’s Boners (based on Bob’s Burgers)
Tabitha Stevens and Anthony Rosano

The Bed Room (based on The Room, the exquisitely terrible Tommy Wiseau cult film)
Ela Darling and Anthony Rosano

Whor (based on Thor)
Alexis Texas

Comedians in Cars Getting Sex (based on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee)
James Deen and Veruca James

If you’re looking for a laugh before the DVD arrives, check out Comedians in Cars Getting Cocaine.

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