Vivid debuts X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody, available now inside the Vivid.com members area, featuring “an incredible ensemble of marvelously erotic mutants, awesome costumes, and mainstream-quality visual FX, along of course with Axel Braun’s legendary attention to detail”. (Look for the DVD set around July 29, and video-on-demand soon after that.)
Here’s the cast/character breakdown:
Allie Haze as Rogue
Skin Diamond as Storm
Andy San Dimas as Phoenix
Chanel Preston as Polaris
Jeannie Marie as Emma Frost
Katie St. Ives as Kitty Pryde
Tommy Gunn as Wolverine
J. Jay as Cyclops
Peter O’Tool as Blob
Alec Knight as Foreigner
Billy Glide as Colossus
Mike Moz as Professor X
Tom Byron as Magneto
Considering how many X-Men heroes and villains are available, the sequel possibilities are endless. Vivid already has Avengers vs. X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody slated for summer 2016 release. Woo hoo!
Adam & Eve made X-Girls in 2000 to spoof the original X-Men movie. For whatever reason, the Adam & Eve version invented new superheroines (Mesmeratix! Flare! Vanishing Vixen!) rather than use existing X-Men characters. Private made X-Girls: The Lost X-Teens in 2007. Brazzers gave us XXX-Men: The Hellfire Club in 2013. But it’s safe to say that Axel Braun’s version is lightyears better than any previous X-Men porn parody.
In January 2014, British TV network Channel 4 ran a five-episode documentary series called Benefits Street, which followed various welfare recipients living on James Turner Street in Birmingham for one year. The program generated highly charged responses from across the political spectrum. Some critics complained that it was “poverty porn”. Various followup documentaries and panel shows used Benefits Street to debate welfare policy afterwards.
Not surprisingly, British pornographers have joined the conversation by producing their own parody poverty porn featuring actual porn.
Pure XXX Films presents a series called Benefits Treat following the horny chavs of “James Felcher Street” in Birmingham. One breakout star of Benefits Street was known as “White Dee”, while Benefits Treat has a character known as “White DP”. You get the idea.
So far Benefits Treat has four scenes available — Episode 1 … Episode 2 … Episode 3 … Episode 4 — each with sample clips and behind-the-scenes featurettes.
Television X launched its own parody series entitled Friends With Benefits Street in May. It features a character known as “White Double D”.
Television X makes it difficult for North American viewers to watch its product on DVD or VoD, so the YouTube promo is all we’ve seen so far.
Cheapo europorn outfit Cum Louder has released another goofy parody anthology — Porn Heros, Vol. 02.
The four sex scenes depict various costumed heroes getting it on.
Scene #1: Robin Hood
Scene #2: Mr. Incredible
Scene #3: Punisher
Scene #4: Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD
Female stars are Angel Rivas, Miyuki, Daniela Castro and Noe Milk.
Cum Louder’s previous outing in this series — Porn Heros, Vol. 01 — was an all-Marvel affair with Iron Man, the Hulk, Wolverine and Thor XXX spoofs.
Lee Roy Myers has made only one feature-length porn parody in the last couple years — Game Of Bones: Winter is Cumming — and all of our lives are a little sadder for that.
But Lee Roy Myers has made numerous parody scenes for arty tube site WoodRocket in that time. The best of those shorts have been collected in the anthology Pornocopia, available now in DVD, streaming and download formats.
The Knobbit (based on The Hobbit)
Porks and Recreation (based on Parks and Recreation)
Spongeknob Squarenuts (based on Spongebob Squarepants)
Sex Toy Story (based on Toy Story)
Rob Ford’s Sex Tape (which, horrifyingly enough, might even exist in real life)
Collectively starring Veruca James, Chloe Addison, Dani Jensen, Aiden Starr, Violet Monroe, Gaia, James Deen, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Pistol and Dick Chibbles.