Brazzers Network added a pair of punny porn parody titles recently, targetting Monte Python and H.P. Lovecraft respectively.
First up, Spunky Python’s Flying Squirtus starring Leigh Darby. And now for something completely different, indeed! Expect absurdity and squirting. Previews: trailer, clip, photos.
We would be remiss if we did not caution that defibrillators are NOT sex toys. Don’t try this at home.
Next up, The Cunt of Cthulhu starring Emma Leigh. Her boobs are terrifyingly non-Euclidean! I don’t remember any vampires in “The Cult of Cthulhu”, but what the hell, close enough for porno work. Previews: trailer, clip, photos.
Previously posted, Brazzers Does Sci-Fi and Brazzers Fairy Tales.
The weirdos at White Ghetto have released their latest ripped-from-the-megaplex sorta porn parody: This Isn’t Bad Grandpa … It’s A XXX Spoof!
This Isn’t Bad Grandpa, It’s a XXX Spoof – Jackass porn parody
In the XXX version, an old man has a series of crazy adventures with young women. Unlike the Jackass version, the star here is a real old man, not a good-looking stud in old-age makeup.
So if your fantasies include watching a Don Rickles-looking dirty old man screw a bunch of women 1/3 his age, you’re in luck. And you might also want to check out White Ghetto’s similar This Isn’t On Golden Pond … It’s A XXX Spoof from 2011.
Vivid.com has Thor XXX: An Axel Braun Parody available now online for subscribers. The DVD release is slated for Tuesday, November 12, 2013.
Official studio blurb: “The mighty Thor battles the Frost Giants and suffers minor wounds, only to be betrayed by his own half-brother Loki, who tricks him into hurling his hammer Mjolnir to Midgard after assuming Thor’s identity to seduce Sif. What follows is a trip to Earth, a fever dream hospital stay, an encounter with The Temptress and The Executioner, and a series of epic battles and ever more epic sex that only the legendary Axel Braun could conceive!”
Starring Brendon Miller (as Thor), Tommy Pistol (Loki), Julia Ann (Frija), Nicole Aniston (The Enchantress), Alyssa Branch (Jane Foster), Kimberly Kane (Sif), Mark Davis (Odin), Dick Chibbles (Heimdall) and Dick Delaware (The Executioner).
The Vivid.com subscribers area also has Axel Braun’s Wolverine XXX, Iron Man XXX, The Avengers XXX, Man of Steel XXX, Star Wars XXX and tons more. Not a bad deal.
Last year, Jordan Septo directed Thor XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody. Same idea, similar poster, different film.
OMG … It’s the Duck Dynasty XXX Parody directed by Jordan Septo hits store shelves today.
The popularity of Duck Dynasty is truly amazing. It’s the biggest cable reality show ratings-wise by far, at least triple what the Kardashians draw. So the only question is, What took the porn parodists so long?
Female stars (left to right on the box) are Natasha Starr, Kendall Karson, Maddy O’Reilly and Chanel Preston. Donning the big fake beards are Evan Stone, Derrick Pierce, Tommy Pistol and Ryan McLane.
Hey look, YouTube trailer, complete with fake ZZ Top theme song!
Hustler recently announced plans to make This Ain’t Duck Dynasty XXX, but we don’t expect that one until early 2014.